// history
Hall of Fame
A selection of results. Trophies not pictured because most of them are novelty mugs.
CAL-CS Amateur Division
Actually competed in the real Cyberathlete Amateur League. Actually got our asses handed to us. The jerseys were the best part.
Old Guard Invitational
Won on stall tactics alone. Nobody had the stamina to out-rotate us.
Regional LAN Cup
Lost the final. Blamed the chair, not the aim. The chair was innocent.
Late Night Ladder Series
Only team still online by round four. Attrition is a strategy.
Community Clan Wars
Someone's dog barked during the deciding round. We stand by our alibi.
Mainframe Domination Cup
Technically we didn't hack the Gibson. It was a repurposed Dell from 2009. Still felt cinematic.
Reflex Cup Qualifiers
Boom, headshot. Then a 45-minute break because someone's back seized up.
Build Order Bowl
Won the economy game so hard the other team surrendered before their first attack wave.
Midlane Mediation Series
Lost because two of us are still not speaking after a lane-assignment dispute from 2019.