// history

Hall of Fame

A selection of results. Trophies not pictured because most of them are novelty mugs.

DNQ

CAL-CS Amateur Division

Actually competed in the real Cyberathlete Amateur League. Actually got our asses handed to us. The jerseys were the best part.

1st

Old Guard Invitational

Won on stall tactics alone. Nobody had the stamina to out-rotate us.

2nd

Regional LAN Cup

Lost the final. Blamed the chair, not the aim. The chair was innocent.

1st

Late Night Ladder Series

Only team still online by round four. Attrition is a strategy.

3rd

Community Clan Wars

Someone's dog barked during the deciding round. We stand by our alibi.

1st

Mainframe Domination Cup

Technically we didn't hack the Gibson. It was a repurposed Dell from 2009. Still felt cinematic.

1st

Reflex Cup Qualifiers

Boom, headshot. Then a 45-minute break because someone's back seized up.

1st

Build Order Bowl

Won the economy game so hard the other team surrendered before their first attack wave.

2nd

Midlane Mediation Series

Lost because two of us are still not speaking after a lane-assignment dispute from 2019.